Noa: Yes, I'm having guests today, and I want to make chocolate cake. I only have oil and milk in the house, and I don't have time to go to the supermarket. I need eggs, a kilo of sugar, and milk chocolate.
- Make lunch
- Pass out.
I didn't have any bread. Or jelly. Or peanut butter. I didn't have any peanut butter in the cabinet either, which is where I normally keep peanut butter, cause who keeps peanut butter in the fridge? I guess if it's that natural stuff you have to refrigerate it whatever, point is I didn't have it.
Below the dialogue, there were 4 true/false questions. Here is a rough translation:
- Noa is a selfish person.
- Noa has a good heart.
- Rivka is a selfish person.
- Rivka has a good heart.
So what's the moral of the story? I'm selfish, I need to go grocery shopping, I had too much champagne on new year's eve, I have to buy lunch tomorrow, and I'm a bad person.
v'ani tzarich lalechet lishon.